TRUMP TOWERS ritual soil


Shipping to United States: Free

Attention Spellcasters: for those of you helping bring down the patriarchy, boy have we got a tool for you! Straight from the lawn of Trump Towers in Chicago, this listing is for a single baggie of authentic Trump Towers soil.

Use in any spell or ritual you may be executing against the Trump administration, our baggie of Trump Towers soil is a fun gift for your brujx friends or for new initiates into your coven. Comes packaged in a money sign plastic baggie.


Atención conjuros: para aquellos de ustedes que ayudan a derribar el patriarcado, ¡tenemos una herramienta para ustedes! Directamente desde el césped de Trump Towers en Chicago, este listado es para una sola bolsa de tierra auténtica de Trump Towers.

Utilícelo en cualquier hechizo o ritual que pueda estar ejecutando contra la administración de Trump, nuestra bolsa de tierra Trump Towers es un regalo divertido para sus amigos brujx o para los nuevos iniciados en su coven. Viene empaquetado en una bolsa de plástico con signo de dinero.

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